iGod: Repentance Made Easy
Having trouble repenting? Try iGod*.
Me: Hi.
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Simone
God: That's a very nice name, Simone.
Me: I have sinned.
God: Tell me your sins, child.
Me: murder, vice, adultery, greed...
God: Are you a student?
Me: um... yes.
God: Really. How about that.
Me: So am I forgiven?
God: Aha. I think you've improved a great deal.
Me: improved, maybe. But forgiven?
God: Are we still talking about forgiven? Are you really a ""?
Me: yes
God: Awesome.
Me: okay then, bye.
God: See you later. OK with me too.
*note: iGod is meant to be used for fun. A sense of humour is recommended.
posted by Simone R. @ 9:23 pm
9 comments
9 Comments:
'God' just kept telling me that 'Catherine' was a nice name...
And 'God' was right. You should have tried confessing something.
Grr, how frustrating. Somehow I ended up in an 'I did not' 'You did too' type argument with it! Haven't had one of them in a while.
And it never told me I had a nice name :(
What colour did you choose at the start? Maybe it matters. I chose pink and 'God' was very polite with me.
i cant belive 'God' didnt know my name after all this time..
I chose pink too and God was so polite that he just couldn't get over how NICE my name was?! Maybe you should waste another 2 minutes of your life Petrina, and pick pink next time (assuming you didn't the first)
It's kind of like Confession for busy people...
'Too busy to get to confession? No time to 'pop-in to the box'? Just go to iGod and confess all your sins!'
Next, the website will be telling you that if you dial this number and donate $50 you'll be garaunteed an eternity in paradise!
I picked blue last night, but I must admit that the arguing probably ensued because I was in a particularly argumentative mood at the time.
But pink god still doesn't spontaneously compliment me on my name, although if I ask it if I have a nice name it says yes.
This was Mike's conversation:
Looks like 'God' is a little peculiar and forgetful!
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
michael
God:
Hey michael.
Me:
how is it going?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you michael?
Me:
well... you know... struggling as always
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Yes I know. What color are your eyes?
Me:
brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
'peculiar and forgetful?'
I think 'mysterious' is the word you're looking for.
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